I recently acquired an epilator. “Epilator” is fancy-speak for “small, motorized device that rips out your hair while making demure chainsaw noises.” Most popular among Trannies (if you ever read epilator product reviews, 85% are written by people named “Sugar” or “Lolita,” who mention how effective (or not) the device is on chest hairs. The [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Shopping’
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Posted in Bi-fortnightly Blogs, tagged Beauty, Shopping on May 12, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I <3 Wal-Mart
Posted in Bi-fortnightly Blogs, tagged Shopping on March 16, 2010 | 2 Comments »
There is a special corner of my heart reserved for Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart and I have had some precious times together. When I was younger, he tempted me with frilly, child-labor party dresses. When I got older, I brought him duct-taped and blindfolded kidnap victims and put his granny panties on them (yes, I was asked [...]
