Attended a “dark party” last night. As in, a party where, should you wave your hand in front of your face, you would not be able to see a thing. Pros: Lifesavers make fireworks in your mouth. People are far more willing to be cajoled into cuddle piles (technical term: “cuddle puddle”) than they were [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Politically Incorrect’
Cuddle Puddle
Posted in Daily Tidbits, tagged Politically Incorrect on December 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Two theories:
Posted in Bi-fortnightly Blogs, tagged Family, Politically Incorrect on October 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. In a household where all members are age 10+ (margin of error = +/- 2 years), the rate of cookie-disappearance is directly proportional the amount of cookies left. For households with members age 10- (margin of error = +/- 2 years) the inverse is true. 2. Due to societal stereotypes, Asian American rapists are more [...]
Porn Party
Posted in Daily Tidbits, tagged Community, Politically Incorrect on May 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Going to porn-themed party this weekend. Can’t decide whether I want to be the “Sugar Cunt Fairy” or an eight-year-old girl.
“No Means No”
Posted in Daily Tidbits, Sporchids, Verbatim, tagged Culture, Politically Incorrect on May 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »
From a conversation overheard back when I worked at Gordon Biersch in Colorado: Characters: Avery, Michael (both waiters) [Avery enters stage right, heads for waiter's computer to enter in an order. Michael sprints on from stage left to intercept Avery.) Avery: NO. [Michael ignores Avery and pushes his way to the computer first] Avery: NO, [...]
Title of E-mail: “and now it’s time to find some Mexicans”
Posted in E-mail Excerpts, Sporchids, tagged Politically Incorrect on April 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Author: undisclosed Text Excerpt: “I went hunting for Mexicans today. This time it was easier. I simply went to our local neighborhood Chipotle, and asked if they knew anyone who cleans houses or could help us move. I have 1 lead on the housecleaner, and 2 on the movers. (one of the workers at Chipotle [...]
Ice Cream
Posted in Sporchids, Verbatim, tagged Politically Incorrect on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Person A (pointing to ice creamery): Oh! That’s the place my molester used to take me. I’ll take you there someday if you’d like. Person B: All right.
