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I recently acquired an epilator. “Epilator” is fancy-speak for “small, motorized device that rips out your hair while making demure chainsaw noises.” Most popular among Trannies (if you ever read epilator product reviews, 85% are written by people named “Sugar” or “Lolita,” who mention how effective (or not) the device is on chest hairs. The [...]

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Oil of [Potato] Ole

I have reached a new level of ghetto: I just used PAM as moisturizer. Facial moisturizer.

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