The use of all-caps on “ALL employees MUST wash their hands BEFORE returning to work” signs.
Accidentally touching the naked fabric of my pillow within its case while lying in bed at night.
Sticky plastic table cloths.
The thin, off-blood smell of static.
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Off blood smell of static?
Off as in the “off-”white of babies’ teeth.
Static smells like blood to me. Especially static produced between balloons and acrylic sweaters.
P.S. I thought of you and your lady the other day when I arranged to meet up with a couple I found on craigslist who was looking for a “sister-wife.” (I’m looking into the possibility of dating couples.)
Not that you and Mango would EVER post on craigslist (lol), or that you’d ever look for such a specific, committed situation, but you know, it’s a sub-genre.
wait a minute… I thought you didn’t date?